We Are The Fallen...

Just a Little Bit Fantastic

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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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like if i ever have a son and we’re shopping and he’s like “can i get that disney princess costume” i’m gonna be like nah. i don’t think so. this official merchandise is way too expensive let’s make you a princess costume ourselves

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friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

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